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Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
by ChalterIsBalans October 14, 2022
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Reading

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this
by ispeelcorecttt June 6, 2022
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Reading between the lines

When you’re alternative between reading a book and doing lines of cocaine.
Guy 1: “I was reading between the lines yesterday. Nothing goes better than a good book and some top quality cocaine.”
Guy 2: “Heck yeah dude. What were you reading?”
Guy 1:
by FukuyamaRespecter September 4, 2023
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This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022
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