Straight plan for the gay man
Straight plan for the gay man by Mike * November 24, 2004
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the marked man
when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
the marked man by The king Friday September 7, 2013
the blind man
When you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.
Man i brought home that drunk broad from the bar and she just passed out on me. Gave her the blind man and she woke up tripped over my dog and knocked over my lamp.
the blind man by defjames May 23, 2014
Fucking the Meat Man
A girl walks in to a meat shop for produce and gets more than that. She asks the man for him to sit on her face while he smears meat juice alll over her face. Then she gets steak, wraps it around his dick and chomps it off. Later she gets a butcher knife and they become blood brothers. (NO LONE WOLVES]
Fucking the Meat Man by doobhun nickle fo me January 17, 2010
The Duck Man of Cringe
An ancient being that dwells within a deep cavern filled with granulated sugar. The walls of its lair are plastered with glazed pictures of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by the Canadian rapper Drake.
Aye, I'd rather not go down that path if I were you. My sister's friend's cousin saw the Duck Man of Cringe roamin those parts a few days ago.
Oh yeah, Dave was a good man indeed. But he let his greed get the best of him and tried to theive the sugar from the cave of The Duck Man of Cringe, which he ultimately failed in doing so.
Oh yeah, Dave was a good man indeed. But he let his greed get the best of him and tried to theive the sugar from the cave of The Duck Man of Cringe, which he ultimately failed in doing so.
The Duck Man of Cringe by Untheoreticaly September 20, 2021
hit the open man
Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.
However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
hit the open man by Lindsay W May 30, 2008