Uncle Joey

The act of pretending to be an uncle to three young girls, then raping them.

"Those Tanner girls just got an Uncle Joey. They'll never be the same."

by Danny Tanner Was Not Gay March 21, 2016

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blowey joey

Self reciprocated oral sex.

Guy 1: "What did you and Sasha do last night?"
Guy 2:"She left me so I had to give myself a blowey joey."

by Griffindor666 February 28, 2017

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Bloey Joey

When a girl fills her mouth with whipped cream, then you stuck your love muscle in there. She doesn't suck it but she sakes her head ferociously.

Me and this chick were making pies and she used the last of the whipped cream to give me a Bloey Joey

by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 16, 2016

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noun-
The result of ski goggles hanging off the back, latched by helmet, becoming entangled in itself; usually sighted on ajoey, but can occur to any skier or border who losses focus on location of goggles.

Haha, nice joey twist fag.

You wanna know how to spot a joey; the classic joey twist.

by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008

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Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009

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Joey Loglisci

Joey Loglisci is a pop singer and actor from Southbury, Connecticut. His Aunt is screen actress Corinne Camacho who stared in Days of Our Lives, Little House On the Prairie, Lewis and Clark and many other television and films.

Joey Loglisci was photographed leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.

by Lisa Katherine Reel April 21, 2014

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