Instead of keeping your friends from making stupid decisions, you film them as fuck up their whole lives
by S-l-u-t March 13, 2019
Get the Best Friendmug. When you don't respect someone's ability to take care of themselves or handle reality, you can surreptitiously use this phrase to not only cheer them up (as they're likely to be the dreary idealistic type of wet noodle who would believe in luck anyhow) but you can get your jollies as well by knowing you've branded them as luckless cattle, incapable of steering themselves out of the sad, stifling little corral in which they've imprisoned themselves in life.
Daphne: "Victor, Ramone told me such horrid things about you, and though he's a tawdry wastrel, and though he's been suckling your teat until recently you cast him into the wilds, well... he's a reliable informant, and he says you've such guile as to have seduced me into amiable terms with you!"
Victor: "Why that's a load of bullshit if I ever did hear. Let me tell you about Ramone, how he's a womanizing adolescent with no backbone and merely the soggiest mewling gnashing of gums to ever grace the earth. Let me tell you about how Ramone has dishonored myself and many past mutual friends, like the honorable Boris, how Ramone's often resorted to this sort of despicable whimpering to exact envious and petty vengeance. How Boris and I have suffered his slights out of sheer pity for the scamp, how very pathetic a creature he is."
Daphne: "Oh, Victor, I refuse to listen to your reasoning. I may have a brilliant intellect but, my heart is pure mush pie, and am but a leaf in the wind when confronted with mush pies. I'm afraid I can relate far more with a steaming lake of mush pie than I can with a man so clandestine, debonair, and unsurpassed as you. Clearly, in your villainy, you have approached me with falsehoods!"
Victor: "So, you choose to side with weakness and lies! You brazen strumpet! You sorry, pithy excuse for a courtesan! To the dungeons with you!"
Daphne: *sob sob sob*
Victor: "Oh bugger it all. You're not even worth the effort. Best of luck!"
Victor: "Why that's a load of bullshit if I ever did hear. Let me tell you about Ramone, how he's a womanizing adolescent with no backbone and merely the soggiest mewling gnashing of gums to ever grace the earth. Let me tell you about how Ramone has dishonored myself and many past mutual friends, like the honorable Boris, how Ramone's often resorted to this sort of despicable whimpering to exact envious and petty vengeance. How Boris and I have suffered his slights out of sheer pity for the scamp, how very pathetic a creature he is."
Daphne: "Oh, Victor, I refuse to listen to your reasoning. I may have a brilliant intellect but, my heart is pure mush pie, and am but a leaf in the wind when confronted with mush pies. I'm afraid I can relate far more with a steaming lake of mush pie than I can with a man so clandestine, debonair, and unsurpassed as you. Clearly, in your villainy, you have approached me with falsehoods!"
Victor: "So, you choose to side with weakness and lies! You brazen strumpet! You sorry, pithy excuse for a courtesan! To the dungeons with you!"
Daphne: *sob sob sob*
Victor: "Oh bugger it all. You're not even worth the effort. Best of luck!"
by Lord Mangosta September 30, 2008
Get the best of luckmug. by tinyt2 February 22, 2010
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by klnamsd April 11, 2008
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Get the Trump is the bestmug. by Guppyism September 7, 2021
Get the The best animemug. This is a list of my favourite rappers that i've heard (most are from the 90's to Now)
Individual
Eminem
Nas
Kurupt
Busta Rhymes
50 Cent (The more Gangsta stuff, like 'You don't know' and 'Back down')
Cashis
Proof
DMX
Ice Cube
Lloyd Banks
Ludacris
Obie Trice
Tupac
The Notorious B.I.G.
Xzibit
Stat Quo
Bobby Creekwater
Jay Z
Eazy-E
Young Buck
Ja Rule
Mike Jones
Snoop Dogg
Tony Yayo
Groups
D12
G-Unit
Cypress Hill
N.W.A
Mobb Deep
Tha Dog Pound
Ruff Ryders
I realise that these rappers are young, and haven't done alot, but from what i've heard, there good enough to be there.
Sorry if i have missed anyone who you think is good, but these rappers are the good ones that i've heard.
Individual
Eminem
Nas
Kurupt
Busta Rhymes
50 Cent (The more Gangsta stuff, like 'You don't know' and 'Back down')
Cashis
Proof
DMX
Ice Cube
Lloyd Banks
Ludacris
Obie Trice
Tupac
The Notorious B.I.G.
Xzibit
Stat Quo
Bobby Creekwater
Jay Z
Eazy-E
Young Buck
Ja Rule
Mike Jones
Snoop Dogg
Tony Yayo
Groups
D12
G-Unit
Cypress Hill
N.W.A
Mobb Deep
Tha Dog Pound
Ruff Ryders
I realise that these rappers are young, and haven't done alot, but from what i've heard, there good enough to be there.
Sorry if i have missed anyone who you think is good, but these rappers are the good ones that i've heard.
This is just my opinions of the best rappers, yours will almost definelty be different
"Know matter what you've been through, shit has gotta be right".
"Know matter what you've been through, shit has gotta be right".
by Bock$ December 24, 2008
Get the Best rappersmug.