Drogheda United

The second biggest football team in Louth, in the shadow of irish giants, Dundalk FC. There fans are big into inbred and they just love having sexual intercourse with their family. They like to pretend that their club is relevant by joining in football conversations with "drogheda clear 💜💙" this information is of course never actually true.

Person 1: Hai have you seen drogheda united recently?

Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing

by dfc.editzz April 26, 2023

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

p-units

Abbreviation for parental units, or more simply put, parents.

I'm going shopping with my p-units so I don't have to spend my own money.

by Meli Jet February 28, 2011

wee unit

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.

did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.

by dogpish July 28, 2010

Pokémon Unite

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent

Fuck Pokémon unite

by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022

mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 May 4, 2018

Atlanta United

smallest club in MLS, worst fans, crap team. Small banter club.

Person 1: “My club is the size of Atlanta United” Person 2: “so the size of your club is small”
Person 1: “Yes.”

by realoscargv April 12, 2022