Thick as a pig

The girls got curves she’s truly thick like a pig

Damn girl you’re as thick as a pig

by Ohchet July 3, 2018

thick

Adjective to describe a girl with an attractively shaped body with curves and a nice ass

“Damn, she thick asf”

by disauseenameorsomeshit? July 6, 2018

Thick

A big booty

Dang that girl thick

by Saammmmmmmmmmmmmaaaanthaaaa July 22, 2018

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

thick hogsman

A particularly thick, long, and girthy hog

(Penis)

I really do have a thick hogsman!

by Gerardimmortal August 12, 2022

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022