surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!

i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.

by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011

Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

by indigo1er August 9, 2010

Nasonex Surprise

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.

John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.

by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010

turtle surprise

When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.

"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."

by grubblerfubbler February 5, 2014

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 24, 2014

enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.

After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?

by froggy69 September 25, 2014

Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.

Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!

by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013