Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 09, 2019
Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022
When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 28, 2018
by Coolmanrj December 17, 2017
The spoon killer is joey white, he lives at the upper east part of vaughan. hhe chases people with a spoon and spoons your nut.
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
by gastroenterologist September 07, 2015