spoon collector

a super hawt, skinny, slayful woman whom everyone is in love with.

Wow! Bella is such a spoon collector!!!

by spnclrtr July 5, 2022

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Poop spoon

Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent

John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.

by Mongoman42069 February 4, 2021

Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.

I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Spoon eater

Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.

You're a spoon eater

by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022

Spoon Of Steel

The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS

Person A: "Hey look its Spoon Of Steel!"
Person B: "Wow Spoon is very cool!."

by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021

Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.

That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.

by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023