A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
Get the bastard factormug. <.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Person 1: Dude! i watched so much porn of sasha grey last night! it was great!
Person 2: Um...you may be suffering from The "Grey" factor bro, thats not very healthy.
Person 2: Um...you may be suffering from The "Grey" factor bro, thats not very healthy.
by Bibliotheca April 13, 2014
Get the The "Grey" factormug. When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012
Get the Ocular Distortion Factormug. Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.
He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
by pfactor May 25, 2013
Get the Primacy Factormug. The ratio that is defined by the vertical difference between your two eyebrows in relation to Dwayne Johnson when attempting to raise one eyebrow above another.
by romanovisaac December 15, 2022
Get the Rock Factormug. If a person (we name this person Eve, just for example) had to do a simple task, but took too long to complete it and the result is total fucked up.
A: "Hey is the task done?"
B: "Yes but the person i instructed to do it totally e-factored it, so we have to do it again"
B: "Yes but the person i instructed to do it totally e-factored it, so we have to do it again"
by sad_programmer September 4, 2018
Get the E-Factormug.