Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

Mud Goblin

Derogatory term used to offend a person of dark skin

Shut up you mud goblin
Look over there, a mud goblin!

by brentwood school boi September 17, 2019

Dick goblin

A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.

''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''

by Diefo12 August 11, 2021

crash goblin

Used to describe an individual who is addicted to speed/stunt motor sports such as riding ATVs,dirt bikes and dune buggies. The person may have been in an accident or not, and can imply a future accident for the person.

Damn, Ryan pratically killed himself in that dirt bike race. I hope that crash goblin learns his lesson.

by Lymphusc October 15, 2007

tin goblin

Poverty-Stricken Sesh Gremlin (see "Sesh Gremlin")

"Can't believe he is away out tonight again, its been the sixth night in a row."

"I know, he's such a tin goblin"

by HoneyFord Mustang July 30, 2017

thigh goblin

a cannibalistic demon that eats children

the thigh goblins are coming!!!!!!! run!!! hide!!!!!

by penis headed goat November 8, 2019

Pussy Goblin

A fine ass Lil Shawty from the south specifically Florida. With long curly hair, and the letter “K” tatted on her.

Who will literally consume your soul out of your vagina and beg to drown in it. She lives between her girls legs and is obsessed with her and spicy pickles

Damn Rach is such a Pussy Goblin she eats it till I shake. That’s why krystal says her head is worth the headache

by QueenEastcoast April 16, 2022