whatever dad

dad is right

father points out a fact to child and child responds with "whatever dad"

by Texas dad September 9, 2010

sperm dad

The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.

Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.

Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)

by Miss Polly January 24, 2008

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss May 19, 2018

rad dad

a sick Dad who is stoked to thrash with his kid.

yo check out that Rad Dad teaching his baby to surf... the kid can't even walk yet!

by pancho love May 21, 2007

hockey dad

A severe ass kicking.

When I find who keyed my car I'm going to give him a Hockey Dad.

by nrog December 26, 2007

kevin's dad

A guy who would blow you in the bathroom

I went to a club last night and the chick I met was as dirty as Kevin's Dad

by qwertyterd January 15, 2014

Black Dad

Someone who you never meet

“Lol you will never meet ur black dad”

by Tttyyy1212 October 8, 2018