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my dad
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he
went
to get
milk
but
never
came back
you are
my dad your my dad
boogie woogie
woogie
my dad
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NoodleHeadAss
November 15, 2018
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My dad
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Leaves
,
comes back
for food, then
leaves
again.
“
Mommy
, when will my dad be back?”
“
The next
time he
wants
food”
My dad
by
NoodleHeadAss
May 19, 2018
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