ice the cake

to masturbate, quite literally to cum. HELL YES VANILLA.

"Hi you thing!"
"Whut?"
"I GOT SHARK FINS. Where's Daeshon at?"
"Oh, probably trying to ice the cake."
"Dammit."

by mina & jaffa April 18, 2007

cake pooper

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.

Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"

by Tenley June 10, 2007

thug cakes

pancakes that are made with swagger out the ears and shirtless, while the chef shouts words that are considered discriminatory towards the general population, mostly women. They taste as if theyre straight out of a hoodified pancake house. Just how yo momma made em.

So I was whippin up some thug cakes the other day, when some scally ass trick busta that I just gave it to, came up and starting talking some bullshit, so a whacked her with the spatula and put her on her ass.

by boomgoesdadynomite39444 September 16, 2009

ho cake

Hardly anyone knows what a "ho-cake" really is these days, especially if your not from the south.
A ho cake is cornbread that is made like a pancake. You mix cornmeal and water (some people add spices or cracklins)with a little salt and pepper, then you fry it up in a pan of bacon grease. Hot, crispy, and delicious.

"My grandma makes the best ho cake."

"I'm gonna fry me up some ho cakes to go with my gumbo!"

by DARD May 25, 2006

shit cake

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.

You nasty little shit cake!

by Nate January 18, 2004

cake

When using a multi-hose hookah without auto-sealers, caking occurs when someone takes their finger off of one hose, thus breaking the seal, giving everyone smoking a lungful of air.

"Yo, don't cake me."

by Tim - The Hookah Hut April 12, 2008

cake

A guy who flirts a lot

"Man, look at him on the phone with his girl bein' a cake."

by Jordan P December 24, 2008