A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.
Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.
by Saucy Salmon July 06, 2020
Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
by Ladyvulpine February 20, 2022
by Sharkie March 17, 2017
When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.
by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018
by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022
by LlamaMama09 October 13, 2020
Slowing down, but not fully stopping at a stop sign. (Also known as a “Hollywood Stop” in Northern California)
by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ March 02, 2021