orange tablecloth

indicates that a person is uncomfortable with being sexualised; used as a symbol of annoyance and a plea to not view every action of the person with a hypersexualised lens

Jasmine wanted to put an end to the sexualisation she faced at her workplace, so she made a statement by covering her desk with an orange tablecloth.

by raconteur May 16, 2020

Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.

"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"

by Kile Hanzens May 7, 2021

drawing tablet

you like digital art and you use devientart.
and you play osu!.

guy 1: i have a drawing tablet in my room
guy 2: do you play osu?
guy 1: yes and i use devientart.
guy 2: wth is devientart

by quinetn March 24, 2022

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022

the shape ae a table

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.

'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.

kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table

by mcmugger June 30, 2011

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014