Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

from the dining table

a song by harry styles written for user @ftdt98s on twitter

From the dining table was written for pau

by no soy pau January 5, 2021

Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007

devoured the whole table

When someone slays too much and ate the whole table because they left no crumbs.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, girl, you devoured the whole table!"
Girl 2: "Aww, thank you! Sometimes I slay a bit too much."
Girl 3: " I wish I could slay like that. :("

by Hello3333 August 16, 2022

Durham’s bedside table

There is a cum rag and lotion there

Durham’s bedside table has his cum rag

by John Garthy October 30, 2020

Simps of the Round Table

Simps of the Round Table is a group of Simps that all are chasing the same women.

Not again! Their goes the Simps of the Round Table following Charli again.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Carolina Card Table

A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.

"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"

by Gradual Discomfort December 1, 2016