French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Swords Dance

Action of raising your Pokemon's attack stat by two levels. It's better to make a smirk after using this move so your opponent knows that he or she is in trouble and that the enemy Pokemon is going to die.
This move is known for a good amount of species but we can see that pokemon like Blaziken, Lucario, Aegislash and Arceus are masters of this move in the competitive scenary so it's most likely for you to lose a pokemon match by getting completely destroyed in a Gen 7 format fight against this dudes.
Jack: Blaziken! Use Swords Dance!
Matt: Well, I´m fucked up now
by GabeWolf07 February 17, 2019
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sword otter

an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
no example necessary for sword otter
by boobs2012 January 01, 2012
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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bored sword

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019
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sword rangers

Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
Hey my brother let's play "sword rangers"
by ItsStephyPooh August 08, 2017
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sword rangers

Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
Hey my brother let's play "sword rangers"
by ItsStephyPooh August 08, 2017
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