by <34DD April 6, 2015
Get the Sword Dancermug. With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the French Lightning Swordmug. A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.
“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”
I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022
Get the Sword Swappermug. Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
Get the Polish pork swordmug. by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018
Get the demon swordmug. A transgender woman who enjoys sexually dominating people who identify as being Queen of Swords (or Queens of the Sword if you want to make it sound fancy) using her massive girldick. Despite being called a king this is not denoting someone of the male gender, simply someone who takes a cucking role in this dynamic.
See also:
Jack of Swords
See also:
Jack of Swords
Hotwife: I finally found a King of Swords to destroy my pussy with her thick, soft girl cock! Isn't that great honey?
Cuck: Mhmmm, can I please watch? I promise I'll donate to the Trevor Project after I'm done like a good little ally.
Cuck: Mhmmm, can I please watch? I promise I'll donate to the Trevor Project after I'm done like a good little ally.
by Aelwen April 30, 2024
Get the King of Swordsmug. by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022
Get the Kitchen swordmug.