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swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!
by Mick_Swagger May 28, 2011
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urban surfing

Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.
"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"

"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"
by Steve Gremo October 12, 2006
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Dirt Surfer

A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".
"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"

"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"

"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"
by Dean Simmons October 28, 2004
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Butthole Surfers

by riseabove May 28, 2007
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surfboardt

Another spelling of the word surfboard as pronounced surfbort in beyonces Drunk In Love song.
Ridin on my surfboardts
by nnuada February 16, 2014
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Surfdom

Surfdom (sûrf dum), n. 1. The lack of ability of some people to free themselves from the Internet (and other modern technology), causing them to spend much too much time on the Net, thereby diminishing brain capacity by filling it with too much junk, instead of doing the things they should be doing. 2. Someone who is dom from spending far too much time on the Internet and not enough time in real life. (Alternate spelling: serfdumb.)
Because so many people have gone the way of the surfdom, less people are checking books out of libraries; it is a sad time in which we live.
by Jonayla February 6, 2010
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Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.
Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.
by Calisa October 28, 2007
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