Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.

"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

Stroke

A medical condition where poor blood flow results in cell death.

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by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020

Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.

Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025

Stroke Stabber

A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.

You pitiful little "Stroke Stabber".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023

victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.

After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.

by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015

shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)

Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.

by kman142 July 31, 2022

the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.

1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."

by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020