different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 26, 2024

Stroke Ride

When you stroke during the sexual act of riding

“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend

by cinder7373 July 5, 2021

day one strokes

Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them

I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes

by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024

4-Stroke

The Standard motions in most Internal Combustion Engines. Also the best way to treat a man.
Suck

Squeeze
Bang
Blow

My engine is a 4-Stroke.

Or...

I gave my BF the good ol' 4-stroke.

by Audi Quattro December 26, 2021

Stroke

to steal something with complete and utter disregard and with no thought for the person you are stealing from. (A local dialect of Dublin Ireland called Dublinese)

Dan went into the shops with the intent to stroke a packet of biscuits.

by XXeXtentacles September 16, 2021

laughing stroke

When you're laughing so hard that you look like you're having a stroke.

Damn bruv, you havin a laughing stroke?

by anna_stej October 27, 2020

cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

by True viking king February 15, 2023