weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009

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Beautiful stranger

When one male paints his fingernails like a woman and gives his buddy a hand job from behind.

"Ryan got wasted with his best friend Doug and decided to experiment with the Beautiful Stranger!"

by R.P Fresno May 15, 2007

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Nickname given to the AC-119 Gunship, a Vietnam-Era cargo aircraft fitted with Machine guns and cannons firing out of the side. The Stinger would fly a circular pattern around the target and open up on the target, turning the enemy into mincemeat.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

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Springer

When you shit yourself because you are so drunk.

Oh man, that didn't feel right. I think i just pulled a springer.

by John "Grover Fresh $" January 2, 2006

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Pittsburgh Stinger

A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.

Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.

by J - Dub August 28, 2008

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