A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.
AKA- S.R.M.
AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
by Zeebee <3 June 26, 2008
Get the Steam Roll Mafiamug. Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.
Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!
by Chuckels Fett March 1, 2009
Get the Turkish Steam Bathmug. by jordan February 11, 2005
Get the sticky steam loafmug. A group of men or women, at least 2 or more, occupy numerous stalls of a bathroom and drop logs together.
by TheAllen April 26, 2014
Get the steam teammug. Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
Get the watch shit steammug. When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.
by TeenaVajeeeena August 2, 2017
Get the Steam Boat Williemug. From a Bud Light commercial.
An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.
For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.
An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.
For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.
Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.
by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010
Get the Steaming cup of coffeemug.