Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Bulgarian squat

I don't know what's going this code and meaning so I'm confused

I'm not stupid or dumm

But I search finally write way

Going long time journey but it's okey

Let's do Bulgarian squat..

by 710sir March 11, 2025

Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.

Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.

by Sal! March 2, 2023

Fort squat

Fort squat

“Fort squat”

by Not pro jelqer May 9, 2022

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.

He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.

by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016

squat cobbler

An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.

The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.

In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"

See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler

Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.

The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!

by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by Yankwood August 29, 2016