A hairstyle in which all the wearer's hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer's head.
Barney: Hey! Look at that guy! He's got a sideways mong!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!
by digztytwo August 3, 2010
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Going off the rails.
Can be positive or negative.
Going off the rails.
Can be positive or negative.
Person A: "Did you hear about whats-her-face? She's working for McDonalds now instead of her Government job."
Person B: "Sounds like she's going sidewards."
"Her life is sidewards now that she's won lotto"
Person B: "Sounds like she's going sidewards."
"Her life is sidewards now that she's won lotto"
by FounderEffect September 9, 2012
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by AShrekle February 8, 2018
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by tsunamigroot January 29, 2022
Get the Sinead mug.the act of fucking a female in the anus, and then making her walk he ass home. usually walking with a woddle
by drewpballs1234 January 2, 2010
Get the Dirty sidewalk mug.Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.
Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."
Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."
Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"
Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."
Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"
by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012
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