roll of the ship

when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.

"sorry mate, roll of the ship!" he said

by burt kamersson August 11, 2003

drop-shipping

Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.

Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.

by QuacksO March 4, 2023

ship it or shoot it

Ship it:putting two people together i ship it
Shoot it:rejecting a ship

Jamie asked the squad ship it or shoot it when referring to the ship if the squad

by Madds18 March 17, 2016

ships without meaning

Typically when fandoms ship characters for no reason other then that they can.

Also a good song by Oneohtrix Point Never

Did you hear about the ship between the main character and that one side character?

Yeah, but I don’t really care. It’s just more ships without meaning.

by WHITE2570 September 27, 2023

Dip ship

Dip ship is a word you can use to mess around with your friends. It means “dip shit”

Jimmy:Hey Jonny!

Jonny:What?
Jimmy:your a dip ship XD

by That one weird furry UwU December 6, 2019

ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017

Shipping

Wanting 2 people to get together romantically, often occurs between two characters in fandoms. There are different levels of shipping. A raft ship is barely shipping 2 people, a sailboat ship is sorta shipping 2 people, while a yacht ship is shipping 2 people a a lot and cruise shipping is extremely shipping 2 people. (there's many levels and you could make up another one, these are just some I've heard)

Fan girl #1: I'm so yacht shipping Harry Potter and Ron Weasley
Fan girl #2: that's a raft ship, a real yacht ship is Harry and Draco

by I need a new hobby June 1, 2022