Sex

Advanced kissing

Joe: I could use some advanced kissing right now

Shrek: We can have Sex in my swamp

by Advancedkisser October 29, 2019

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The thing Fortnite players will never get to experience.

(Bill and Phill are both Fortnite players)
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE

by Boyscout 666 July 19, 2018

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Sex

sex is a sensation, caused by temptation,
a guy sticks his location in a girls destination,
to increase the population for the next generation,

do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Let's have sex

by Ninster the Diamond February 12, 2017

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What one man and woman do, usually for a child, but sometimes just for pleasure. It can also be done with two men or two women. Most people wait until they're married to have sex, but there have been some cases when people have sex before they're married.

"Do you want to have sex?" a boy asked
"Let's wait until we're married," a girl replied.

by Danny McCann July 19, 2007

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amazing time

One night I went home to meet my boyfriend after work. When I rang the doorbell he opened the door. his dick was hanging out of his boxers and he called my name. Jane!! I immediately caught on to his mood and loved the moaning that came from his throat. We were kissing and he set me on the couter and started taking off my top. it couldn't be fast enough...so i helped him. he carried me to the couch because we couldn't making it to the bedroom. he fucked me so hard my clit was pulsing. my orgasm sent pleasure through my body. he continued humping and started screaming. HARDER!!!!!!!FASTER!!I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!!HARDER!!!!YESSS!!YESSSS!!!MIKE YESSS!!!!and i had another orgasm. there were 5 more after that. that was sex

by sexgods June 25, 2009

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