The greatest human on earth. The sweetest, most caring, softest, and most huggable man on earth. If i was drunk, and i’m sure anyone else feels this way, i would trust him to be able to take me home. He looks good with anything and if you disagree you can stick your head in trash because he’s the most amazing and lovable human on earth, he’ll make you want to shift realities to him. Cough cough um definitely not me tho. Yeah, definitely not me.
Me: Yeah, i love sebastian stan
Friend 1: who’s that? 🤨
Me: only the most lovable human on planet earth.
Friend 1: who’s that? 🤨
Me: only the most lovable human on planet earth.
by 🥺👉👈UwU November 21, 2021

by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 April 18, 2022

Most lovable person ever
Most funny person
loves himself very much almost arrogant but has a reason for that
I love this man with all my heart
Great listener and tries to put a smile on my face
Has a huge d
deep voice
manly and provides
disciplined and has high standards and goals
loves money and the gym
big muscles
my one and only man
fucks good
PERFECT
only A.N. can satisfy him
he belongs to her
and she belongs to him
Most funny person
loves himself very much almost arrogant but has a reason for that
I love this man with all my heart
Great listener and tries to put a smile on my face
Has a huge d
deep voice
manly and provides
disciplined and has high standards and goals
loves money and the gym
big muscles
my one and only man
fucks good
PERFECT
only A.N. can satisfy him
he belongs to her
and she belongs to him
I‘d love to have a Sebastian Strozak in my life!
-No there’s only one in the world, he’s unique and matchless
-No there’s only one in the world, he’s unique and matchless
by alnxo2401 September 18, 2025

a fucking cunt.
by Babasucker9279 July 13, 2022

by 7's Trick March 3, 2022

A 10’6 fish man who is the only reason most Pressure players actually play the game, even though he’s actually a real dick. (It’s okay that he’s mean, he has loads of sad lore :3)
by tomura.x March 3, 2025

by Dr Coooooooooooooooool January 30, 2023
