Sausage fest

The gay men locker room where no puts on clothes and just has sex on the benches. Men who like dick have sausage fests 5 days per week.

Me: I just walked into a fuckin sausage fest
Gay friend: get me in their

by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019

Sausage schlong

The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel

Melissa told me that she used a sausage schlong last night since her boyfriend is out of town.

by EdgyMeemStar January 22, 2018

Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word

Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"

by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Sneaky Sausage

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.

Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

by Lavosk June 14, 2023

Sausage sucker

That person who just can't get enough

If you are a sausage sucker you don't even get paid

by Shreksybear123 December 17, 2017

Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant

Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night

by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010