by thatonesexymotherfucker October 8, 2016
Get the not safe for waffles mug.when one, or a group of young men, due to increasing boredom due to living in a suburban area, get a bunch of air rifles and drive around in a sub-compact car shooting rabbits out of the sunroof while moving.
dude #1: Dude, I fucking hate all these hipster faggots hanging out at every god damn bar there is in this area.
dude #2: ya, man. really wish i hadn't gotten that DUI so we could have moved up to Los Angeles and been able to meet some black girls. I've had a craving for black girls since I saw Avatar the second time.
dude #1: ya, goddamit your right. well, you wanna go on an Orange County Safari tonight?
Dude #2: hell yes.
dude #2: ya, man. really wish i hadn't gotten that DUI so we could have moved up to Los Angeles and been able to meet some black girls. I've had a craving for black girls since I saw Avatar the second time.
dude #1: ya, goddamit your right. well, you wanna go on an Orange County Safari tonight?
Dude #2: hell yes.
by CapitanF October 17, 2010
Get the orange county safari mug.Related Words
Safeadiddilydoo
• safeage
• safealbean
• safe
• safa
• safari
• safe sex
• safe space
• Safaa
• Safae
a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.
Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.
by rutz April 24, 2008
Get the dolphin safe mug.When two gay dads decide to have butt sex using a frozen dildo and a hair dryer. The first dad penetrates the second dad's ass with the frozen dildo while at the same time blowing the second dad's ass with a hair dryer.
Sam Lloyd walked in on his first dad performing an Antarctic Safari Ride on his second dad. He has not shown up to school for the past three weeks.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
Get the Antarctic Safari Ride mug.by Bard April 28, 2003
Get the safe mug.Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
kissing is a habit fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name
the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn
sex is like math
subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and
pray to god you don't multiply
roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream
sex is evil
Sex is a sin
sins are forgiven so stick it in
roses are nice violets are fine
I'll be the 6 if you be my 9
eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty
Have safe sex
kissing is a habit fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name
the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn
sex is like math
subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and
pray to god you don't multiply
roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream
sex is evil
Sex is a sin
sins are forgiven so stick it in
roses are nice violets are fine
I'll be the 6 if you be my 9
eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty
Have safe sex
by Rivers clement November 2, 2018
Get the Safe sex mug.by tom the tool November 12, 2006
Get the cracking the safe mug.