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Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.
Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.
by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025
mugGet the Root Beeroholicmug.

Ghetto Root

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.
by Red Android June 12, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto Rootmug.

bunga root

"Bunga" being a big amount. "Root" being a top shag ... A big (good) shag
"I will full Bunga root you"
by 0162-2gud4u July 6, 2017
mugGet the bunga rootmug.

Cock root

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.
You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.
by Mr. Balzakian January 29, 2019
mugGet the Cock rootmug.

Root me

Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’
Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022
mugGet the Root memug.

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