ricer flyby

What a Civic does once he's been owned.

I had a couple of greyhounds on the Civic when he pulled his little ricer flyby.

by Nismo October 12, 2003

Ricer Doorbell

Instead of ringing the doorbell or knocking on the door upon arriving at another person's domicile, the ricer will instead rev the engine of their unnecessarily loud Honda, Toyota, or Mitsubishi.

Person 1:Did you hear that shit? Some ricer is just revving his motor in your neighbor's driveway

Person 2: Nah, that's just my hoodrat neighbor's boyfriend. He thinks his Civic is a fucking race car, so he rings the ricer doorbell whenever he picks her up.

Person 1: What a douchebag

by JohnnyRicer April 9, 2010

Riker

Verb- To Riker - to pose inappropriately close to a person sat down with your crotch as close to that persons face as possible

Did you just see that guy Riker her in the ear

by Che Mikey March 16, 2015

bum river

After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.

A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.

by TW_h900 December 14, 2008

Apple River

1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.

2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.

3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)

1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."

2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."

3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."

by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008

Ricer

A small vehicle that's big on ignorance. Usually laden with asinine "mods", like garish plastic ground effects that were never painted to match the rest of the car, a giant whale-tail even though it's front-wheel-drive, and a fart-can whose sound encourages everyone to turn and laugh at the driver.

This phenomenon is sad, really. It may have resulted from the fact that stupid consumers flocked to front-wheel drive, despite the fact that these cars handle like a sled on concrete and AREN'T WORTH MODIFYING.

Back in our parents' day, kids would save up to buy an old Chevelle and work on it until it was a V-8 powerhouse.

Today, most of that demographic has been replaced with spoiled brats who think they can buy performance in the form of stickers and a subwoofer. Instead of wasting their money on these laughable ricers, they could have scoped out Auto Trader for a great muscle car and owned a classic.

by Information Central March 9, 2004

down by the river

Awesome song by Neil Young with one of the greatest guitar solos I have ever heard.

If you need proof that Neil Young is one of the greatest guitarists, listen to Down by the River.

by Blake February 8, 2005