Tiktok Reader

Someone who gets all their information about a piece of media off tiktok, leading to their info being mostly wrong.

Person 1: Dude I cant believe that Gojo got taken down by Toji! Gojo's so much weaker than Toji.

Person 2: Stop being such a Tiktok Reader, Toji had to tire him out!

by sillygod.. November 21, 2025

L reader

L reader is where the person carnt read. fr L reader

Fr L reader

by Azenru_tt January 3, 2026

Slaw Slap Redemption

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.

Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

by Tyler_Derby_Tittyslap January 17, 2016

urban dictionary readers

Every person who reads, browses and makes articles in the website urbandictionary.com.

Article (or definition) makers in this website can be classified
in:

1.- 12/13/14 year olds who instead of giving a definition that explicate the whole and exquisit meaning of a word, give their own and personal definition based on their thoughts and personal point of view.
For example:

(Taken from an article about "emo girls")

-We emo girls don't cut our wrists because we dress like that-

These people lack knowledge about the word dictionary in urban dictionary.

2.- People who give a complete and redactated definition but just copy and paste a chunk of text from Wikipedia, Wikia or practically any informative website.

These people lack knowledge about the word urban in urban dictionary.

3.- People who respect and follow the whole concept of Urban dictionary but can't write anything longer than three miserable lines.
Usually found to be the kinds of definitons with over 6500 upvotes.

These people lack knowledge about redaction.

A: I stopped browsing urban dictionary because the urban dictionary readers suck.
B: damn straight.

by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017

Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.

Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017

hordak cannot be redeem

hordak cannot be redeem

hordak cannot be redeem
hordak cannot be redeem

by papamado August 5, 2019

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019