redneck bob

what bob is called when he gets caught in the sun, gets a red neck, and grabs a pitchfork and starts humping his sister and marrying his cousins, and saying "yeehaw"

redneck bob humped my sister, then humped his sister, then humped your sister.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

by dfntud January 17, 2011

Redneck nachos

Tater tots, mozzarella cheese, bacon bits and sour cream

We had PBR's and redneck nachos for the NASCAR tailgate party.

by Handlebar Tommy May 21, 2013

redneck bowling

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down

i was redneck bowling last night

by Tater October 26, 2014

Redneck Pawnee

The act of taking an unarmed hummingbird helicopter in the game ARMA 3 and having a few buddles with light machine guns or sniper rifles sit on the passenger seats, and then chasing enemy helicopters while your buddies attempt to shoot them down.

Watch out team. The enemy has a redneck pawnee behind our base waiting for transports to leave.

by yourdonefor September 8, 2022

Redneck Escargot

The sexual act of when two subjects are involved with anal intercourse. When the male party involved finishes in the anus, filling it with semen. The subject then pulls out and presses their mouth to the anus and slurps the semen out. Similar to eating escargot without utensils.

My date thought I was fancy when I invited her over for a little redneck escargot. I haven’t heard from her since.

by Tmoorecmooretacomunch March 9, 2022

redneck mocha

A standard drip coffee mixed with some cheap hot cocoa powder mix, preferably half a packet.

"Been runnin' low on cash in this recession, so I've given up Starbucks and drinking redneck mochas from the lunch room instead."

by KW1985 November 23, 2011