ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.

That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.

by hooker cat July 20, 2014

Ringer

A cellphone, or handheld device that makes sound.

Turn that darn ringer off Gerald, we are in the middle of class.

by Koolgetlaid May 22, 2017

ranger dick

A badass motherfucker

Ranger dick is a badass motherfucker

by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017

Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.

Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.

by TxHuey June 4, 2017

Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.

Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked

by ranger rick101 June 20, 2017

Ranger

A ranger is a ginger/reh haired person/ being usually of caucasian descent, they are constantly persecuted and rightly so. A ranger only has ginger kids and the only wat to defeat one is by using the sun.

Lock the ranger up.
Shoot that ranger over there.
Fry the ranger in the sun.
That ranger has a SHLID
Ranger Roundup!

by Ali snack bar April 17, 2018

RAINER

A Rainer will go out with a Nayeli & then they’ll end up single after a long complicated relationship, however, the love was real.

Damm Bro, You Remind Me Of Rainer!

by BillyLovesRose August 1, 2018