Ass Rag

Noun used as an insult.

Something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their asses with.

"Joe? You're an ass rag."

by Redheaded_Peach February 23, 2008

bucky rag

a rag/cloth that you would set next to the bed for when you need to catch, wipe, or otherwise clean up your cum.

It was a good thing that I had a bucky rag handy. She was gushing and needed something quick.

by Ardog February 7, 2007

tard rag

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

by mofonutz August 26, 2006

Cunt Rag

A female who looks more like Gimli, Son of Gloin, than any other human.

That manipulating and controlling bitch is the worst cunt rag ever.

by For Rohan! April 24, 2008

napoleon in rags

pseudonym for Andy Warhol

"Napoleon in Rags, and the language that he use" - Bob Dylan

by mikhael27 December 17, 2008

tiger rag

to have sex in the shower with someone who is on the rag

when she was drunk she told everybody that she and her boyfriend do the tiger rag

by jim stevenson November 10, 2004

Limp Rag

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.

Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"

by Jasonn Rexing November 3, 2009