Ass Rag

Noun used as an insult.

Something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their asses with.

"Joe? You're an ass rag."

by Redheaded_Peach February 23, 2008

Rag Burn

The burning feeling that is experienced when a man who has not shaved recently goes down on a lady. The prickles rub and scratch in places they shouldn't. The next morning(s) can be painful and red. In extreme cases walking is also restricted.

"Last night was so crazy i didnt even notice he hadnt shaved, but then i woke up this morning with THE WORSE rag burn ever. I can barely walk!"

by shadowranga October 28, 2008

Genital Rag

The washcloth one uses to clean up following The Deed.

He said, “Wait, don’t wash your face with that. It’s the genital rag.”

She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”

by dogstar7 February 05, 2010

Cunt Rag

A female who looks more like Gimli, Son of Gloin, than any other human.

That manipulating and controlling bitch is the worst cunt rag ever.

by For Rohan! April 24, 2008

napoleon in rags

pseudonym for Andy Warhol

"Napoleon in Rags, and the language that he use" - Bob Dylan

by mikhael27 December 09, 2008

Limp Rag

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.

Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"

by Jasonn Rexing November 03, 2009

Cummy Rag

Usually a girl of loose morals, picked up at a bar or a party and taken back to your or your friends house. This is where a Cummy Rag differs from the usual street-whore; you have to work hard to convince her she is in a different town to where she really is AND fold her up into a fold-out couch whilst chanting CUMMY RAG! CUMMY RAG!

1. I really didn't want to see that one-night stand again, so I pulled the old Cummy Rag trick
2. When looking at new lounge furniture, always enquire about the Cummy Rag optional extras
3. Scott: "Bro, my girlfriend can't find out I cheated on her again"
Brent: "Let's just do the Cummy Rag and we'll be mint condish"

by TGR Online May 17, 2010