purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

purple diesel

A new and powerful strain of marijuana, a cross of Purple haze and sour diesel. Most people have heard about sour diesel and purple haze, and for most pot smokers opinion it might be one of the best strains out their. It has a very strong smell to it from the sour diesel cross and a purple soul (the extra color that marijuana has sometimes) from the purple haze cross. usually you can smell it from about 3-10 ft away from where the weed is, thats one reason why pot smokers love the diesel. The purple look to it makes it look very pretty and exotic. For my opinion its one of the best strains of weed out to this point, the high is really strong but its good and the high can last for about 2-5 hours.

~yo bra I'm on deck with some new fire called purple diesel.
-ay let me get at you with that bra.
~fo sho bra,, how much u need??
- let me get a QP bra
~ight fo sho,

by bop-one-time-fo-you-boy March 23, 2011

code purple

when Jusitn Bieber or any of his crew members gets a tumblr or on tumblr, all tumblr beliebers have to act innocent and spam their blogs with puppys.

@AlfredoFlores(via twitter): it's time for Tumblr...
Tumblr beliebers: CODE PURPLE CODE PURPLE, SPAM YOUR BLOGS WITH PUPPYS AND NICE STUFF

by justobey September 5, 2011

purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
See Harry Mount

your purple sock is draging on the ground

by Ms. Guppie October 8, 2003

Purple

The quarian equivalent of pink

That Tali has some nice purple.

by phonypapercut July 21, 2010

purple

VERB
- to create a whole greater than the sum of its parts
- to reciprocally enhance in organic relationship
- to harmoniously innovate
- to beautify by unlocking dormant potential
- to heal by integration

Let's purple the planet and and help create a foundation for the most visionary possibilities of what a future can be!

by Segulah October 19, 2010

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.

i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005