pushteen

cocaine, blow, rails, schnay.

hey bro, you get that pushteen or what? So who's got that push-fuckin-teen?

by mike dd June 25, 2006

Pushing Eight

When the doer puts a dick in the gap between each finger, and pushes, thusly pushing 8 dicks at once.

I saw jenna pushing eight last friday

by CHARLES THE VIII May 20, 2007

Pussitül

A person who has just clearly demonstrated qualities of both a pussy, and a tool.

As in, "What the fuck is the matter with you? You fucking pussitül."

See: flapibaggs

See also: toolbox, cuntwrench, tampon, dildo, douche-bag, fucktard, beef-eater

by BwanaIguana May 31, 2009

pushing me

tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)

this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Pushing in the spokes

Jail term for pushing in one's spokes

Look at your butt hole.....it should look like bicycle spokes, therefore someone be pushing in the spokes

by Spam Creator June 28, 2010

Pushincidence

When one pushes a button and a unrelated sound or event happens at that exact moment.

I love a good pushincidence. Just now, I happened to push the enter button on my keyboard and the phone rang at that exact same moment.

by Hermes The Geek October 18, 2013

pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

by docsloth October 28, 2013