1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
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Get the professor x mug.The term professionalism originated from a business setting referring to the way a professional should conduct themselves. Behavior should be appropriate for the situation, usually mature and proper, attire should be business or business casual, and the person in general should be well kempt.
This term somehow trickled down into the colleges and universities and has taken on a whole new meaning due to its new non-professional environment.
Professionalism is a term is used by many professors who think that you are not worth their time or are lazy and tenured. Professors use this term for their own amusement or simply to watch their students gawk as they are blatantly insulted.
Its uses are, but not limited to, belittling a student or class, insulting students by suggesting they are too ____ , suggesting that students are asking stupid questions, the student is just wasting their time, or to simply usher the student out of their office with no other reason.
This term somehow trickled down into the colleges and universities and has taken on a whole new meaning due to its new non-professional environment.
Professionalism is a term is used by many professors who think that you are not worth their time or are lazy and tenured. Professors use this term for their own amusement or simply to watch their students gawk as they are blatantly insulted.
Its uses are, but not limited to, belittling a student or class, insulting students by suggesting they are too ____ , suggesting that students are asking stupid questions, the student is just wasting their time, or to simply usher the student out of their office with no other reason.
"Where is your professionalism! You don't know what you're talking about. Now get out of my office!" -Lazy professor
"I tried to ask him a question about the course but he yelled at me for wearing pajama pants. Saying it was a lack of professionalism or something and wouldn't answer my question." -General Student
"Oh I hate that professor.. I take good notes but I don't understand what he's talking about. He always makes me feel stupid when I try to ask a question- He just goes on and on about this professionalism crap and I don't ever get an answer to my question!" - General Student
"I tried to ask him a question about the course but he yelled at me for wearing pajama pants. Saying it was a lack of professionalism or something and wouldn't answer my question." -General Student
"Oh I hate that professor.. I take good notes but I don't understand what he's talking about. He always makes me feel stupid when I try to ask a question- He just goes on and on about this professionalism crap and I don't ever get an answer to my question!" - General Student
by AmericanStudent November 13, 2010
Get the Professionalism mug.What teenage girls (11-16) and teenage guys (11-17) use to show their lifeless immaturity, and to show how big of a loser they really are. They use aim profiles, or aol profiles to do so.
-They usualy fill it with the latest rock lyrics, which tpyicaly have nothing to do with anything in their life.. They will also put quotes which no one besdies two or three people will understand, becuase it's that retarded.
-Girls (typicaly teeny boppers) will add bright colors and use bold/strikethrough to make it look "cool". Guys will try to look hardcore by making it small black font. Which does the exact opposite.
-Typicaly people who have enough time to do this and change their profile every few hours usualy have no significant spouse, and the ones that do, usualy are the same exact way. More then likely they are not active, and sit on their butts all day gaining weight, while hanging around on aim/myspace.
-They usualy fill it with the latest rock lyrics, which tpyicaly have nothing to do with anything in their life.. They will also put quotes which no one besdies two or three people will understand, becuase it's that retarded.
-Girls (typicaly teeny boppers) will add bright colors and use bold/strikethrough to make it look "cool". Guys will try to look hardcore by making it small black font. Which does the exact opposite.
-Typicaly people who have enough time to do this and change their profile every few hours usualy have no significant spouse, and the ones that do, usualy are the same exact way. More then likely they are not active, and sit on their butts all day gaining weight, while hanging around on aim/myspace.
These are things you might find in a typical aim profile ...
"But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting"
Or you will usualy find some idiotic quote...
" Cindy: Lmao wtf you are so funny
Brittany: heh hah wtf I know
^that's so typical of cindy! :) "
"But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting"
Or you will usualy find some idiotic quote...
" Cindy: Lmao wtf you are so funny
Brittany: heh hah wtf I know
^that's so typical of cindy! :) "
by Franky 3. June 25, 2006
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