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Thot Pocket

(noun) An orifice, of a thot, in which one temporarily stores his penis; usually the vagina, rectum, or mouth, but can include other less conventional holes and crevices
"Aye, you know that bitch from last night? She had a nasty ass thot pocket."
*bing* "Thot pocket!"
by Ecstatic Static February 19, 2015
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Pocket Nazi

Noun:

1. A small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.

Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.

2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table and, once a battery has been inserted (in orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.

3. A politician or public relations manager.

4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.

General Usage:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.

General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting 'for the common good'.

Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."

"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."

"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"

"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."

"Excuse me sir..."

"Sign here, please"
"Christ, what a pocket nazi."

"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"

"What a fucking pocket nazi!"

"I need a new pocket nazi - this one stinks."
by Karl Gunter July 16, 2008
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fat pockets

somebody who got lots of money
look at that jag hes drivin - he must have some fat pockets
by tanga-ray January 6, 2005
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twat pocket

to warm up a hot pocket, cut 1 end off and fuck it
the fat lonely man made a twat pocket after his girlfriend dumped him.
by Joe Fwice March 31, 2008
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Jersey Hot Pocket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
by Rockon1885 December 22, 2008
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pocket rocket

"That chick is packin a pocket rocket
by RelaxedCrazyMan November 22, 2003
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pocket pussies

in texas hold'em, getting dealt two queens as your hand
My pocket pussies were such a good hand that I won the pot.
by K-Hansen December 14, 2008
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