riding the chocolate pony 

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

riding the chocolate pony by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

Sparkle pony 

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

Sparkle pony by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011

Plush Pony 

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.

"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."

I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!

Plush Pony by The Dirty German November 3, 2010

Mystic Pony 

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.

That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.

Mystic Pony by Darthax March 6, 2011

Indonesian Pony 

When a woman pleasures herself in combination with having anal sex or a partner inserting fingers into her anus while having her hair pulled. The woman forces herself back against the partner like a bucking bronco often resulting in her neighing like a horse.

My girl was feeling a bit freaky last night so we did the "Indonesian Pony".

Indonesian Pony by cowboy6969 September 30, 2012

sweater pony 

Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.

Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.

sweater pony by musicalwhimsy May 20, 2013

mouth pony 

Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.

"April is a mouth pony!"

mouth pony by enjoit January 22, 2014