peruvian piledriver

When you are 69ing with a girl in a porto-pottie and after you bust her face you dunk her head into the hole.

"dude i just gave that girl a peruvian piledriver in the porto-potttie."

by dansmith45 January 10, 2010

twice on the pipe

A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.

"Johnny asked Amanda out last night"
"How'd it go?"
"Twice on the pipe"

by NA + mum October 16, 2007

alaskan frozen pipe

The act of shitting In a condom, freezing it, then using it as a sex toy.

That guy made a huge Alaskan frozen pipe!

by Bobbetr October 17, 2013

piss pipe

The penis.

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Provo Piledriver

Springing forth from any hiding place, naked and turgid, and suprising your spouse. The result is 22 seconds worth of sex and at least child number eight. Provo is known for large families.

Suzy, Ashley, Ron and Amanda were the results of the Provo Piledriver. The other six children were accidents.

by ECW May 3, 2008

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine

He took off like a rat up a drain pipe

by forfal August 10, 2004

Wesley Pipes

the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

by mike j mofaku May 8, 2008