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alaskan frozen pipe 

The act of shitting In a condom, freezing it, then using it as a sex toy.
That guy made a huge Alaskan frozen pipe!
alaskan frozen pipe by Bobbetr October 17, 2013

piss pipe 

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.
piss pipe by Ghost July 27, 2003

Provo Piledriver 

Springing forth from any hiding place, naked and turgid, and suprising your spouse. The result is 22 seconds worth of sex and at least child number eight. Provo is known for large families.
Suzy, Ashley, Ron and Amanda were the results of the Provo Piledriver. The other six children were accidents.
Provo Piledriver by ECW May 3, 2008

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine
He took off like a rat up a drain pipe

Wesley Pipes

the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".
Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

pay the piper 

1) To get what's coming to you (i.e. get your comeuppance).

You thought you could get away with ripping me off that time. Well, now it's time to pay the piper.
pay the piper by TheKoW January 12, 2008