Opportunistic People

People who can only get ahead in life at the expense of others.

"Daniel's sisters talk smack about him to his girlfriends because they don't want to see him with other women. They want him to only be theirs so they can feel fulfilled emotionally, mentally and physically while getting ahead in life at his expense. Daniel's sisters are opportunistic people."

by Geoffrey Singh March 10, 2018

Kitchen People

People in the kitchen at any given time

I'm going to take these dishes back downstairs so the kitchen people can have them again.

by JezykaFreak September 10, 2010

closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity

I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people

by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017

Kaboom people

Racist word that is used to describe people from south east asia based on the plane hyjackers from 911

Who caused 911?
Kaboom people

by radom npc October 16, 2023

sloth people

One who may be alternately described as trailer trash, hillbilly, a "hills have eyes person". Usually have an IQ in the mid 20's. Probably created by a brother sister sandwich under a rebel flag with an 8 ball of meth on the end table, in an 1973 single wide, with bronco sitting in the foot tall lawn out front

Jesus Christ those sloth people must have rubbed off on you, you're acting a bit downsy.

by Gtrguy88 July 21, 2020

Pebble People

People from a land far far away with silk like skin!

Guy1: you been to pebble land yet?

Guy2: I sure have, god there skin is as smooth as pebbles!

Guy1: It sure is…

Guy2: God i love the pebble people, they bring joy to the world!

by Pebble_lover May 7, 2009

granola people

People who shop at Whole Foods and make SMootHiE bOWLs and follow meditation methods. People that are healthy, and show off about it in a “humble” way.

Example: “Every morning I go outside and pick a fresh lemon from my lemon tree to make some amazing lemon water. It’s so good for you and I totally recommend 🥰”

That’s a basic example... but you get the idea.

The only people allowed in WholeFoods are granola people.

by your mom’s mom June 7, 2021