by James nathaniel May 22, 2008

by doge_eating_watermelon September 15, 2018

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.
after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.
by joelm November 11, 2005

Hold on, do you want me to go get a cup and pee in it or do you want me to stick my pee machine down your mouth so you can have some fresh?
by PEEinYOURmouth January 24, 2005

the involuntary spine tingle/chill a man gets when you have great pee at a public or private moment.
by tollman454 March 26, 2009

The pee your cousin squirts in your mouth when your eating her pussy while she is choking and struggleing to get your cock out of her throat just before she blacks out
by MRSETCH March 1, 2011

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.
by paytontylerjordan October 27, 2019
