pee wee helmet

the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.

Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

pee-shaw

BULLSHIT (hey, I first posted the word, so this isn't bad)

"Yo bro is commin home from juvie? Pee-shaw!"

by That Bum April 30, 2005

Pee group pressure

The desire not to be left out when a group of friends decide to take a pee break at the public toilets.

Yeah, I didn't need to go, but I didn't want to miss out on all that gossip, so I gave in to pee group pressure and pretended I had to go as well.

by Traveltext October 11, 2008

Pee Brain

You right now for searching this.

You have a pee brain

by you are reading my name January 12, 2021

Pee-Pee Stack

1. A slang term used in reference to one's penis (typically used by young children)

"another boy hit me in my pee-pee stack"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

pee split

A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.

Ted: I caught Joel pulling a pee split this morning!
Randy: I didn't even know he was gay!

by rompmonster January 6, 2009

pee-ter pan

The famous cartoon characters brother, who suffers a terrible urinal incontinence. Disliked by kids, as he wets them with urine while he flies around neverland.

Since pee-ter pan moved to the hood, cars have been oxidizing much faster in my street.

by poopoomanolo May 19, 2009