by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011
Get the retired pastemug. "Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
by e_RoC May 25, 2018
Get the waist pastemug. We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
Get the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfectmug. On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
Get the National Your Past Self Daymug. The pasty substance that leaks out of an anal canal that's been packed with fecal matter and ejaculation juice.
What comes out of a shit packed asshole after you overflow it by cumming inside is called Gray Paste
Man after I made her a bunch of bean burritos I packed that b*tches brown starfish so full shes oozing Grey Paste all over my sheets!
Man after I made her a bunch of bean burritos I packed that b*tches brown starfish so full shes oozing Grey Paste all over my sheets!
by SashaPlay541 August 12, 2025
Get the Gray Pastemug. by KYAN LORD August 31, 2019
Get the Fruity nut pastemug. Sounds pretty innocuous to me. Where are you on that one Jordan? Where is his right to risk offense and if Megyn thinks he should be fired then... Shouldn't you also be fired? It seems like your entire ethos has a built-in 1 way check valve. Just like the leftist! You're the same! You're both exactly the same thing! 'Kettle' meet 'Pot' Amaright!? Ha!
Hym "Past her prime doesn't insult all women. Just the ones who are past their prime... Like the chipmunk. Derogatory rhetoric regarding men like sprem donor. He's a douche but he had a fat cock so you threw yourself at him and so did other women... And now you've been bred. There you go. You like romance NOW but BEFORE you liked fat cock. And now it's too late for that because why would I even bother? With all the whore fucking retards why would I even bother with ANY of them? They are just going to fuck a retard behind my back like those whores did to their boyfriends. What happened to Olivia's middle finger flashing boyfriend? He wasn't in the picture anymore after I wrote how she fucked that cripple. I mean... As far as the people WHO ARE ACTUALLY INVOLVED not COMPLICIT, I bet if we took a vote on whether or not I should hammer a retard or not... I'm pretty sure Yay wins by a landslide. You can't say it's jealousy on their part. They were already fucking the women who fucked the retard. They aren't jealous of him, are they? Ooooooh... They're jealous of his inherent superiority in the eyes of women oooooooh... Ok... Yeah, see... This is why I'm refusing to be sacrificed on the altar of a whore whim. This is why we need the gloryhole brothels."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Past her primemug.