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Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
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pan-nihilism

Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.

Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.
In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.

Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.
by metawave May 30, 2020
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pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
by zanderfin July 4, 2020
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Pans

Dutch word for snap reffering to snapchat, where the reversed the word snap
Drill rapper: "you're only on my block for a pans"
by Pyro187 September 13, 2020
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Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
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Pan

Pan is a extremely rare type of man. He usually is seen with a shredded jawline. He doesn't have any girlfriends but his eyes and smile are piercing. He is very loyal and always tries his best to be faithful. He usually is chill but can also be weird and scary. If you have him you should do your best to keep him by your side. If you lose him theres a huge chance he might move on really early after.
Girl: Nice weather today.
Pan: Thanks.
Girl: Your weird.
by FireworkDealer October 4, 2020
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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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