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Pepper Punch

While somewhat related to the infamous Donkey Punch, the pepper punch relies not upon a violent and disrespectful act to affect the involuntary response (contraction of the anus and sphincter) in the other’s body, but rather, a sly, yet effective move to cause the same response.

When having anal sex and when just about to bust a nut, the ‘giver’, rather that punching the back of the recipient’s head (as would be the case in a Donkey Punch) to cause said involuntary response, instead tears open and pours out the contents of a fast-food type serving of pepper so that its contents (the pepper) land in close proximity to the recipient’s nose.

The pepper, naturally enough, causes the recipient to sneeze, thus causing the same involuntary contraction of the recipient’s anus while the ‘giver’s’ cock is inside of it, ready to be caressed into ecstasy and to its natural end, orgasm.

The pepper punch can be used among hetero and same-sex couples alike (however, for a lesbian couple, this act is not possible without the use of a strap-on dildo by the ‘butch’ of the couple).
I’d read about the donkey punch before, but I didn’t want to inflict any pain upon my girlfriend just to feel her brown grab my meat missile…so instead, after I had slipped my cock into her ass and…when she least expected it, I dumped the pepper by her nose.

‘Next thing I knew, she went into a sneezing fit – right as I busted a nut into her quivering, pulsating, convulsing asshole. She cursed me up one side and down the other, but what the hell…ahhh the Pepper Punch...it worked like a charm.
by justplainnuts January 14, 2010
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Pirate Punch

A punch aimed directly into someones eye with the aim of blinding them or knocking their eye out. Therefore leading them to wear an eyepatch or a glass eye - very piratey.
I gave a lethal Pirate Punch to Robbie, knocking him off the fort yesterday, he landed on a sharp stick which penetrated his entire body so i don't think his blindness of one eye mattered.
by Macdawg. January 15, 2010
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Berry Punch

The most addictive beverage ever made. It can only be purchased at Knotts Berry Farm with a meal or in concentrate form.
"What did you do today?"
"I went to Knotts and got some Berry Punch."
"You son of a bitch."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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Junk Punch

v. The act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. Also can be abbreviated to JP.
Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.
by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007
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dragon punch

A rising upper cut move (performed Forward,Down,Forwarddown + Punch) of Ryu and Ken characters from the Street Figther video games meant to intercept aerial opponents. Also used a combo finisher when up close.

Nowadays all figthing games with intercept moves using (F,D,FD + P) is considered as a dragon punch.
Jackie tried to dropped kick me but I sent him to the canvass with a dragon punch.
by gary salazar August 6, 2006
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buddy punch

When a person at work clocks in ("punches in") their friend when their friend is late to work.
Did you you clock in for Stevie?

Oh yes.

Good old buddy punch!
by Stewart Larkin August 27, 2006
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Ninja Shit Punch

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End
by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008
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