Onion

A youtuber that makes videos making fun of emo kids and a brutally honest person... Sell actually he is called onision but fuck that cause that cuck is an onion...

Fan 1: I luv u onion

Fan 2: uhm actually it's onision u faggot

Fan 1: actually shut the fuck up

Fan 3: onision ships PHAN!!!1!!¡¡1!

by Imphanicing June 24, 2016

onion

a person who is weird and annoying.

"hes such an onion"

by thebestest123 January 26, 2017

Pulp Onion

1. A Ram's Horn menu item that includes all of the breakfast items possible in one and optionally served with a firecracker on top, formerly known as the Paul Bunyan.

2. A rare un-google-able vegetable often craved by people with horrible hearing disorders.

I though he was ordering a Paul Bunyan; however, I was shocked to find a Pulp Onion on his plate.

by Niktastic September 10, 2010

Brown Onion Ring

A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.

I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!

by Ronald Stentwagon November 7, 2012

Blooming Onion

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.

RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".

by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018

knows one's onions

to be thoroughly knowledgeable or competent in a subject area

Look at her working that poll, she really knows one's onions.

by Drewster888 February 23, 2009

Oniondipcat

Origin, Florida, 2004

The act of poking someone in the eye with a Snicker's bar, while afterwards saying "I didn't do it, it was Marryanne"

Dude, that's a twix bar...

by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004