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New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.
Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.
by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023
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Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.
Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.
by Swaple November 22, 2011
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Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax
Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.
by Njpfunny December 9, 2024
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hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.
I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.
by Studd69 July 7, 2018
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Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion
Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!
by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023
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waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.
Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.
by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024
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