beat the pot

to make crack in a pot

"yo terry" jerome said "you tryna beat the pot wit me?"

by not tof July 30, 2022

pot lucky

When your high and you get lucky, aka having sex.

David was so pot lucky last night, he banged 3 chicks

by zztopphillips March 18, 2011

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 05, 2023

Crunk pot

Small pot or bowl used for consuming crunk/getting crunked up.

Pass me the crunk pot ya bich

by Crunkdup247 January 31, 2018

Pot Rot

When you're friend is walking like he's holding eggs between his legs and the smell is rank. It almost smells like a pot rot.

"Damn, Andrew looks like he has pot rot in his ass!"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"

by kkbb December 04, 2019

Potted Cheeks

The act of taking mayonnaise and spreading it between a persons butt cheeks, then packing the remaining space between their ass cheeks with potted meat. Then slapping their ass and eating it out like a potted meat sandwich.

Jennifer ran to grab the mayonnaise when Eric suggested that potted cheeks sounded good for dinner.

by Etrained November 21, 2021

Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.

When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman March 04, 2019